Health: Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount...

By Dammit - 15/08/2009 05:22 - Canada

Today, I decided to be safe and tested a small dime-sized amount of Nair on my inner arm before using it. I didn't react badly. But as soon as it was washed off from my down-there hair I sure as hell reacted, with small bumpy red dots that look like an STD. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2016 20:36 - United States - Denver

Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML

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By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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By nobleach - 02/07/2009 14:05 - United States

Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By person - 26/12/2010 17:59 - Jordan

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

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By maturity - 08/04/2013 00:30 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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Bumpy ride

By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 04:01

Today, I have a skin disease that causes my arms and legs to have small, but noticeable, red bumps on them. Trying to stay confident, I put on a swimsuit and went to the pool, only to be bumped into by a cute guy, who then asked why my arms were so "bumpy and disgusting." FML

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Saturday 15 August 2009 13:01

you're not supposed to use it on your vj, dumbass. the skin there is so much more sensitive than the rest of your body. YDI for not reading the ******* label.

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Saturday 15 August 2009 13:04

I thought they had special Nair for the bikini line and pubic hair? You aren't supposed to use the normal one, it can make you bleed among other things. But even if you didn't, still. That sucks. Waxing is a good alternative.

Comments

FarSide 22

Saturday 15 August 2009 23:14

Pussy. There. I said it. Now all of you uptight posters can run in circles, and scream, shout, and shriek.

ndnsweetie 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:13

YDI you idiot you never use that stuff on pubic hair the skins too sensitive for harsh chemicals duh

ohFawkYou 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:33

dont you read the nair bottle ? YDI cus you are not suppose to use it down-there around the vag. area ;PPP

heyitslain 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 0:53

YDI for not reading the back, near the end it CLEARLY states that you CANNOT use it down there. Sometimes reading will help you in life, believe it or not.

thecryingpotato 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:17

Holy shit you are stupid.....

Gillypants 3

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:42

uuhhmm... YDI for using it on your crotch when the directions specifically state not to............. 0.0

kitty_minky 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 5:25

the bottle says NEVER to use there because the skin is too sensitive

omgwtflolz 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:10

i did that once : i didn't use it on the whole thing but just around it but it really burned. and yeah i didn't read the directions either

michiruwater 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 7:55

The idea that anyone would put something that pretty much melts your hair on your ****** makes me wonder about mankind in general. And yes, I know, there's special stuff for that area, but seriously, think about what the hell chemicals must be in that shit in order to dissolve your body hair. And you're going to put that on your genitalia?