Health: Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent...

By greeple - 10/09/2012 16:19 - Singapore

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

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By zitgirl - 14/02/2012 14:14 - United States

Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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By NocturnalFox - 25/08/2015 19:46 - Czech Republic - Plzen

Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 18:38 - United States - Canton

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

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By Painfulfaceforme - 14/03/2010 02:30 - Canada

Today, I followed an acne treatment. It was only after I'd finished the treatment that I read the bottom line, stating "Do not scrub your face". I only had one pimple to start with, now it looks like I sandpapered my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Bec99 - 19/04/2020 17:00

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML

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By balletteacher - 08/09/2012 20:32 - United States

Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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By pizzaface - 15/03/2010 11:50 - United States

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By SymmetricalPizzaFace - 07/09/2014 04:52 - United States - Westminster

Today, my hormones decided to make my pimples appear symmetrically on my face around my nose and mouth. FML

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Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:16

That's kind of horrible.. That leads kids to feeling insecure which then leads to suicide. Quire ironic considering today is Suicide Awareness Day..

Lauren324 18

Tuesday 11 September 2012 2:11

Picking leaves to scarring!

Comments

tkooker 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 13:23

If shes your gf she already knows their there and still accepts you.

sauceymofo 1

Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:34

When I was in school we called people like you dickheads.

BigSexy123 11

Thursday 13 September 2012 3:07

Was this before or after you lost all your hair and got a job cleaning pools for a living? Sucks about that huge football game, by the way.

VeganVampyre 26

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:46

That's great, 88. I'm not in school anymore but I still call people like you worthless assholes. Funny how that works, eh?

Wii624 5

Tuesday 11 September 2012 19:47

Ok well, i'm a guy so maybe my views differ from a girl's but if I went on a date i'd rather see red scabs than puss filled yellow bumps on your face...

Shade1982 20

Wednesday 24 April 2013 14:41

I'd rather see neither. Since this is a problem most easily fixed by using some known products, I think this shouldn't be a problem. Unless it's a very serious condition, in which case a dermatologist should be able to help you out...