Intimacy: Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:52

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:51

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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xchd22x 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:36

wow. he does care more about getting laid than he cares about you. dump him before he dumps you.

jSOPURE 3

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:36

Hey, at least your boyfriend didn't complain. I have to say though, four months? Come on, you're well worth the wait. =X

megelin 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:37

if your virginity is something you value enough to be hurt by losing it to a douchebag, you should probably have been a little more selective about who you gave it up to and how quickly and for what reasons. ydi.

399125__h 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:40

tell him that it'll be the last time too.

vag_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:41

it should read: EX boyfriend.

399125__h 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:46

tell him it'll be the last too XDD haha i'm joking. but i agree with #40, what IS the line then?

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:53

That's.... really weird. But you didn't know he was ... 'weird' after four months of dating? and you claimed you love him? Mkayyy...

aldpeace 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 7:07

The bad thing about being a virgin and finding the right guy is finding the right guy. Not all men are dick heads and jerks like the one you slept with and I am sorry your first time turned out to be nothing but a moment of triumph for him instead of being everything you hoped for. Especially since it was with someone you loved, but I do have to say you should have talked to him about the importance of this to him because he is obviously very immature and doesn't seem to get how important it was to you. For that to be a special moment and to treat it with the respect it deserved and not like he just made a touch down in the end zone at the superbowl. Also 4 months is not really long enough to wait before you have sex for the first time if you are a virgin. Definiately not enough time to slap it up side his head how important it was to you and let him know how you feel about this or to make sure that he respected you at the end of it. Because that is your main problem right there. He didn't/doesn't respect you and that is why he treated you, and your first time together the way he did. Again I am sorry for how it turned out but you should have not only prepared yourself but him as well.