By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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were_giraffe 2

it sounds like you're both in your teens. believe me... holding out for a MAN has it's advantages. One being that a real man doesn't need to blab to all his buddies what you do in bed. I'm sorry to say this, but... most likely within a week all of his buddies will know it, and with WHOM he had sex. If you're lucky they won't talk about you, but... they don't sound mature to begin with...

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LittleNicky 0

Is your name Cassodie? (or however you spell it) If so, this is Brian, You are with Steven if you are Cassodie(again spelling) If this is Cassodie i'm going to shit myself.

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laugh_it_off 0

hahaha @ 149 thats a double FML if you are "Cassodie"

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Sophia93 0

4 months? and you lost your virginity to him? wow but it also depends how old are you..

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zymn 6

hell, i'd do the same thing... getting laid is like... crazy good. it doesn't mean how he feels towards you, it just means HE FINALLY GOT LAID.

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Leptailurus 0

Sex isn't a big deal, losing your "virginity" isn't anything sacred. But nevermind my opinion, if it IS sacred to you... why would you give it to someone after only four months? YDI there. And PLEASE tell me you used protection. "Pulled out" doesn't count! Please don't breed..... :/

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rachelroller 0

LOL at #153, and why don't we take it one step further and say don't VOTE either... thanks! This message was brought to you by Charles Darwin. Making the gene pool of America a cleaner place, eliminating idiots one at a time.

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feesh 0

1. I think its a personal decision to decide to have sex. Whether a couple wants to wait a month or 6 years...thats on them. It doesn't make anyone a **** or a prude or anything like that. 2. To the OP- I also think its dumb to loose your virginity because you said "you loved him" and after 4 months...it kinda makes it seem like you were obsessed with him or something.

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masquerade08 0

FYL for it lasting 2 minutes. That is absolutely no fun at all. And judging by the comments on here, I'm a hell of a lot more of a **** than you are. Which, is probably true anyway, but that's beside the point. All I really have to say, mainly because of the response on here... No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

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