By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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Same thing different taste

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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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kdaddy 0

**** all these people commenting and dissing you if your cool with his reaction than just relax if not then own him

Can't blame the guy, I mean doing it 2 minutes after is a little wierd... but why not? I mean, if his friends thought it was impossible, then he just shut them up, lol.

DeafMonkey, you're a prude and a ******* asshole

danisonx3 0

i dont get why people are always like, "well why did you post it to the internet?" firstly, the OPs almost never answer you. stop asking questions. second, they obviously told someone who then said something along the lines of "wow post it to FML." or they're a fan of the site and thought this would fit. third, do you NOT enjoy reading FMLs? i dont get you people...

He should've just sent out a massive text that said "FIRST!!" The friends that needed to get it would've, and you might've not gotten it and wouldn't have freaked out like a psycho. :] :]

that_was_so_awkw 0

Oh the f*****g irony. But I guess. omg can't type properly I'm laughing so hard, hang on I'm just telling all my friends on my contact list that I just had sex! like OMG!. hah. nice. I send my congratulations to him :)

breaksprinter_ 0

I don't think that you were in love with him after only four months. That's considered lust, sweetheart. Was this your first boyfriend you've had for an extended period of time? Maybe you shouldn't've given away that part of yourself to him if you were going to get offended that he was happy he got laid. I wish I could reiterate the fact enough that girls shouldn't give it up so easily. :/

Rui_fml 0

I am pretty sure that after that situation happened, you grabbed your cell phone and threw out a bunch of shenanigan text messages to all of your girl friends. "Oh! My BF is such a JERK!" (sadface) =[ "OMG JEN! I lost my virginity!" Then you probably EmoRaged. Hmm, four months and you were in love? I believe it. Four months with my relationship and my boyfriend and I are completely in love. Oh, and losing your virginity is basically something special. That is something that you should lose with a person you really trust and love, not some asshole or anything. =]

Four months is kind of a short time to wait.