By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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waxstigmata 0

while it wasn't too bright to screw someone after just four months (i knew i loved my man after that much time, but i still made us both wait a year) that doesn't make you a ****, just a poor judge of character, but now that you see that this guy is an immature ass, dump him. there's nothing wrong with sex, as long as its done safely (condom, birthcontrol, what have you) FYL

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tash14 1

This sounds like something my first boyfriend would have done. Hence why it took us so long to actually have sex. I didn't think we were ready and it sounds like you two might not have been either. On the other hand, if the sex was fine and you're just embarrassed that he sent out that text, get over it! He's a guy who was excited to have sex. And like you and your girlfriends won't gossip about your sex lives at some point in the future?

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un_known_fml 0

Jesus - I hate how girls always make such a freaking big deal about their virginity... you should probably be happy you finally got laid as well xD And yes, I am a girl.

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Weil 0

Everyone shut up. The fact that he said "I finally got laid" means that he was probably trying to get laid for a while. They probably aren't underageb&.

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mandyibabyix3 0

he was just happy don't be such a bitch

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seonfire 0

WOW your dating a loser! Have fun with that!

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philosopher 0

Well, he didn't do it during or as either of you were finishing... So what's the problem?

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izzy77 0

BECAUSE you told him you love him? That doesn't seem like a good reason to me, but that sucks still, he's a jackass.

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nuclear 0

#72 took the words right out of my mouth. YDI. even though he's pretty immature.

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mandyibabyix3 0

are you dating the guy who posted.. "Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML" that would be ******* wonderful.

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