By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
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kwbuzz23wk 0

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

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redbluegreen 40

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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shaBAMalex 0

Oh come on, people. Stop calling her a ****, stop saying she's obviously underage, you don't know her. OP: At least you know he enjoyed it, so don't be such a party pooper :]

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katmstein 18

Right, as long as one person enjoyed it, it doesn't matter how the other feels. That makes no sense

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Zero2Sixty 0

no offense but i gotta call you **** on this one your so desperate to lose your virgin to some guy to whom you known for four months ! Y[kinda]DI :/

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emailformygames 0

grats on 1st!!!

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kflaherty008 0

wow u picked a winner

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abouttofly 12

#44: I see a lot of "should"s and no "because"s, judgement without reason. I never praised her. I simply refused to condemn her either.

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tornado87 0

I don't understand the vast majority of comments on here. If you're not having sex for love, but you think she's slutty for doing it, then do you do it for fiscal gain, or should a girl choose to lose her virginity to a guy because she thought it might be a laugh?

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fortunesque 0

To everyone that's saying that the OP is underage: Stop. I'm 20 and I haven't lost my virginity because it hasn't felt right. Please, excuse people that haven't had sex yet. Everyone wants their first time to mean something, especially females. To OP: This guy is such a douche. Dump him!

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Callyn 47

You "decided to give your virginity". That's your problem, you put far too much importance on this moment and when it didn't live up to your expectations you got mad. Yeah, your boyfriend's kind of a douche, but your expectations are the problem here.

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