Intimacy: Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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kwbuzz23wk 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:52

you had sex with him because you told him you loved him? there has to be other/better reasons

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:51

Is he thirteen or something? Seriously. People sure know how to pick 'em these days.

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Kellayy 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:44

maybe he was losing his virginity too :P

alexgirl 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:45

#54, she expected him not to tell everyone that he finally "scored", that's not high expectations, that's respect he should have had for her. Even if he wanted to tell everyone, he could have waited until later, or just tell his close friends. OP - he's being a douche, and you deserve someone way better than that.

smiley_girl 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:47

nice guy you picked, and you LET him type and hit send? YDI although i bet its fake

scateice 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:51

#4 then shut the hella up fag

nutsinabag44 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:52

wowwww......

HummingBirdsFly 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:53

At least it wasn't your phone :)

nicerdicer 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:53

pics or it didn't happen.

callargh 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:54

#40 - Clearly, women should never have sex, ever, unless it's with the almighty teenage male douchebag commentator. Seriously, though, stop trying to apply logic to these people. It goes above their heads.