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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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aback 4

Wednesday 9 September 2009 16:23

If she's that blind, you don't want her anywhere near your hair with scissors.

BurpusMe 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 16:13

Is this Zack Effron?

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ronton 4

Wednesday 23 June 2010 5:56

ydi for having hair so long!

Shookitup 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 13:20

Justin Beiber posts FMLs??

lolzaboner 0

Friday 3 September 2010 20:41

i have 9 inch hair ima dude too and it makes me mad when people are like that

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:22

aww your cute

satellitehearts 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:27

do you by any chance happen to be Justin Bieber?

immja 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 5:28

77 no it said op is a guy

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:20

OMG JUSTIN BIEBER IS ON FML!!!

icychill10_fml 6

Friday 1 April 2011 16:24

ha queer

Rawr100 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 22:32

77 i was gunna post that xD

orionn 0

Monday 26 September 2011 4:29

hey, moron start going to the gym and stop painting your nails and shaving your legs.

sweetalicious 1

Friday 6 January 2012 11:30

awwwwww girly guys are so cute though!!

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