Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting...

By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2020 23:01 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I got my hair cut short, as it hasn’t been cut in well over a year and I was getting sick of dealing with it. I told the hairdresser I would probably look like a boy but she said it would look cute, and that she’d make sure it looks feminine. I loved how it came out, until the kid at CVS asked, “Can I help you sir?” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 019

You deserved it 312

By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 464

You deserved it 33 064

By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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You deserved it 5 834

Mistaken identity

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 999

You deserved it 155

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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You deserved it 3 873

Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 551

You deserved it 5 031

Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

I agree, your life sucks 693

You deserved it 186

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 17:48 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 461

You deserved it 39 946

By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 932

You deserved it 350

By Chensticles - 14/10/2009 01:25 - France

Today, I went to my hairdresser who promised me a haircut which "all the girls would want you" for. She gave me a combover. FML

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You deserved it 3 652

aback 4

Wednesday 9 September 2009 16:23

If she's that blind, you don't want her anywhere near your hair with scissors.

BurpusMe 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 16:13

Is this Zack Effron?

Comments

ICC 5

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:12

YDI You gay SOB!!!

writer08 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:40

Grow some facial hair dude. Or you know, don't dress like an emo **** trying to look like a chick. I seriously only see one way she could've confused you for a girl, you acted the part.

XxKate1294xX 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:46

This morning I was on the bus and a person that was saying this type of thing to everyone said: Excuse me, young man trying to get by. XD I do admit i was wearing sneakers, the school pants, and a shirt and sweater, so I see why. :)

HahaBob 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 23:48

Haha! My guy friends hair goes to his middle back, he gets mistaken for a girl all the time. And to what #39 said, don't say crap like that because you dont know this guy, and some people could take offense to that, like me.

Man_person 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:00

ydi for never cutting your hair before, and if you always have longer hair, you should be used to it enough that your life isnt ******, because you would be able to control that anyway.

wakawakawaka_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:21

I love how if there's a FML about a guy looking like a girl everybody sympathizes with him but if a girl gets mistaken for being a guy then ~omgydifornotlookinglikehowithinkyoushouldlook~. But nonetheless, FYL.

A2G_fml 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:26

hit the gym so you look like a buff chick lol

Redrosesandrain 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 0:33

what a jerk. even if you weren't a guy, that's rude.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 4:33

Exactly! Customer is always right. It's pretty difficult to mistake a guy for a girl when that close. There are some butchy women, some mousey men, but once you get so close to their faces and bodies and such, it usually should be obvious... Unless they changed their gender [cough] Ahaha, 40 has a point, too. How sad.