Cheating and Love: Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure...

By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 02:00

Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML

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By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 01:29 - United States

Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friend and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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Bostonian3352 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:20

Well maybe now his surprise party can turn into his surprise divorce

huggles87 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:24

that sucks...maybe you could cancel the party, give him nothing but a card telling him to celebrate with the other bitch.

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HAARP_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 8:01

Throw a surprise divorce party instead.

crizpy7 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 8:08

That sucks, I'm sorry :( I would be devastated...

Tiddlesflyingcat 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 8:44

YDI for going through your husbands phone, you nosey bitch. Mabey he should throw you a party for your divorce because I'm sure he has the papers ready.

oystersmoke 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 9:23

Yo Bitch, is that trick ass hoe coming or wut?? Yous two chicken heads could be giving that man the freaky deaky on his B-day, Holla!

LilaBear 1

Wednesday 16 September 2009 9:49

I agree she should try to sort things out before resorting to divorce, but she can still totally yell at him. "Make things worse"? He was the scumbag who cheated on her in the first place. He should be prepared for her to drag him over hot coals.

Puolukka 4

Wednesday 16 September 2009 10:20

I gotta agree with Six_and_the_Moon on this one. If my husband cheats, he'll be GONE. Why would I talk to him about solving relationship issues if he's already pursued his own way of dealing with them by screwing another woman?! Really?! Why should anyone have to put up with that.

teiso_fml 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 12:25

Well... at least he'll be surprised... Actually, I'm sorry. That's terrible.

macropixi 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 14:14

I think I'd be tempted to invite the girlfriend anyway and confront him at the party... Would be entertaining to say the least. Did the Girlfriend know he was married or was the call from his wife a surprise too?