By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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boycrazy30007 12

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

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ILoveEggnog 7

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

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nitemastr15 17

Seriously? I really hope you made this up. Go ahead and be a pyro, that fine, I'm one too, but don't be an idiot! As a fireplace to your house so you at least of some kind of safety. You definitely deserve to have your carpet burned. Be happy that's all that happened.

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haveachat 1

Today, despite the storm ripping through my town, I decided to go find something fun to do. Since lighting intrigues me, I decided I'd go play golf with my metal clubs. Wtf? O.p

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skyeyez9 24

As a kid, my best friend and I played with fire alot. Except we'd start them outside in his dad's stone firepit. I love the smell of a lit match.

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wriptidez 0

never mess with fire. Fire has an amazing way of getting out of control FAST. You are blessed it wast worse

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ZielZone 4

How do you walk and breathe at the same time?? Idiot

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