By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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boycrazy30007 12

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

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ILoveEggnog 7

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

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megamandude455 10

Fire intrigues you? Why not bread? KIDDING. But seriously, I think I'm in love.

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unagi_fml 9

Arsonists are intrigued by fire!

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schizo_teddybear 8

I'm with you there man. I did the same. Don't believe the movies, Paper NEVER burns slow....for that matter most things don't burn slow as you'd hope. I miss my pyro phase....

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jell08 7

if you look at it in a good way you could have roasted a marshmellow

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BaconBoy75 2

Seriously? It you're intrigued by fire one would think you understood that aspect of it. I~~

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