By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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boycrazy30007 12

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

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ILoveEggnog 7

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Try alcohol on aluminum foil and light it! Have fun!

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kkatzlove 10

Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Didn't mommy ever tell you not to play with fire? YDI

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awechen 1

U should tell ur doctor bout this...

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Psychiatrist maybe..

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dansco 24

Fire starter, you are a fire starter! Lol. You are also a dumbass...

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dancinwookie 21

For the love of god PLEASE don't watch "Beavis and Butthead' then, I'm gonna be soooo pissed if one of you pyrotards gets it cancelled again!!!

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lizzie96 2

dumbass. sadly i'd do the same thing

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