Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive...

By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML

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By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Friday 27 November 2009 1:46

Actually, it was 100% mold. That's what cheese is.

Occums_Razor 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:02

You shoulda checked.

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Username72999 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:28

YDI for trying to treat yourself

AFloppyWetWhale 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 17:59

Really? Op deserves it for wanting to be happy. Gtfo sour ass.

smackieonassis 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:48

Why do I keep hearing about "expensive pasta"? Pasta is almost always cheap, I don't think I have ever seen pasta that was much more than $1 for a big bag

notimaginary 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:45

My thoughts exactly!

elparto 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:54

Ydi for being scammed into buying "expensive" pasta. There's almost nothing you can add to pasta dough to make it expensive... except maybe gold?

possiblyapotato 10

Thursday 5 February 2015 20:50

scammed? 0_o

elparto 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:57

Ooh wait... add the word organic and a $10 price tag. It'll attract all kinds of retards.

steevy831 0

Friday 27 November 2009 14:41

I dont remember the last time I had "inorganic" pasta. Is it made out of silicone?

steevy831 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:21

I know, I was being silly : )

jwglenn1189 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:58

You pretty much deserve that. Next time, check stuff out out before you EAT IT.

darkpath 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:02

dumbass, need i say more? YDI

soclumsy26 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:24

pasta and sauce = nice meal fail

fmylifeer 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:49

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fafa123_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:52

ydi for not knowing cheese is mold :P

keepcalm_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:55

to everyone who say pasta can't a good meal, or expensive. Not all pasta are macaroni or lasagna. Have any of you ever had real fresh, hand made pasta? And there are stuffed pasta, like cannelloni or ravioli, which are usually more expensive, and very delicious with nice, real sauce, not of the powder bag kind. for the OP, FYL, but you really should have been more careful.

grrrarrrg2 2

Friday 27 November 2009 6:06

Homemade pasta is fantastic. However this was not homemade pasta. And it most likely wasnt any form of stuffed pasta or the op would of mentioned it. It was also bought sauce. So while it is a decent meal, its not something fantatic that should be considered treating yourself.