Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive...

By garlicbread - 26/11/2009 22:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By ijustwantpizza - 07/01/2015 12:11 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was making one of those microwavable pizza kits. Realizing I had no crushed red pepper to put on it, my mom suggested using a chili pepper she had dried. Thinking it was a great idea, I cracked it open on my pizza and out popped some fuzzy white mold and two maggots. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 23:00

Today, I decided to have some bagels. It was only after I ate them that I looked at the cream cheese and discovered that it expired 3 years ago. FML

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By VibeCheck - 10/03/2020 07:57

Today, I woke up hungover and went to the kitchen for some food. I saw what I thought was a blueberry muffin. Halfway through eating it, I realized I couldn’t taste any blueberries, so I tried another one. I then remembered my dad telling me to throw out any old food we had. It was mould. FML

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By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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DynamicDave 11

Friday 27 November 2009 1:46

Actually, it was 100% mold. That's what cheese is.

Occums_Razor 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:02

You shoulda checked.

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lizabee24 0

Friday 27 November 2009 7:35

Cheese is mold so don't make a big deal out've it... Just cut the piece off that isn't that appitiezing....

lunaxnueva 0

Friday 27 November 2009 7:37

One dollar of pasta serves like eight people. What the hell is "expensive" pasta? And since when is one dollar pasta and moldy cheese a nice meal?

youlose_ 0

Friday 27 November 2009 7:44

CHEEZ :0

slyace 9

Friday 27 November 2009 8:12

Failed on many levels. YDI

youlose_ 0

Friday 27 November 2009 8:17

cheez iz made frum penizez

iFerret 0

Friday 27 November 2009 8:29

Awwww, that happened to me before. Except I checked the bag before I put it on. Of course, I didn't consider it a fantastic meal. But I like pasta so I was sad.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 27 November 2009 9:21

At least it wasn't Pedegg shavings

flying_vegan 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:31

Blessed are the cheesemakers

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 27 November 2009 9:33

A couple of facts, most of them already mentioned: Mould is one correct spelled version of the word. Pasta is cheap, but if OP bought expensive pasta then I guess we should take OP's word for it. Pasta is good and thus "treating yourself" becomes a valid thing to say, even though OP never used the term. Mould is not wanted on cheese in most cases and it's certainly not the same as cheese. All Americans are not dumb, those that presume they invented the english language however, are. Cheez is infact made from penizez Sorry if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes in this post but I dont give a ****, I can't spell good norwegian neither and I slept through most of the classes about grammar. One is not dumb if they cant spell properly though, as the point is if the point is made understooodable (lol) and if it's a good one.