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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

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Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

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Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

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Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By traumatized4life - 04/11/2010 19:32 - United States

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Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

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Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

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Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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BalsaTouching 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:39

If your mom's hot, your dad's funny. If your mom's not, your dad's even funnier.

misslicorice 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 19:24

HA! Well, that's the best thing he could have done if you ask me - he didn't make a huge deal out of it, but he let you know it happened so you'll be extra careful next time. :P

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aeenders 0

Monday 12 July 2010 20:15

That really stinks!!!!

courtalex95 0

Monday 23 August 2010 1:52

ewwww

ZleveL 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 7:53

u be rite

pin_up_666 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 6:38

let's hope your mom is hit lol

sammy259 3

Wednesday 23 February 2011 4:47

pedophile son of a bitch

TehGirreth 0

Friday 18 March 2011 15:31

He could have said "I'd tap that."

lexisteez 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:57

lmao haha thats whaaa you get for nudes (x

valekseye 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 5:21

Your mom is a ditz and so are you. 'Nuff said. Oh, and your **** look exactly like hers did at your age!

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 5:03

RAPEEEEE

Torunn 13

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:38

^^

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