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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

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Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

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Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

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Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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By boob sisters - 02/07/2014 17:01 - United States - Lilburn

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML

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Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By traumatized4life - 04/11/2010 19:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

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Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

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By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

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Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

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BalsaTouching 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:39

If your mom's hot, your dad's funny. If your mom's not, your dad's even funnier.

misslicorice 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 19:24

HA! Well, that's the best thing he could have done if you ask me - he didn't make a huge deal out of it, but he let you know it happened so you'll be extra careful next time. :P

Comments

llZombiell 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:11

Lol I like your dad

ieatmusicxD 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:47

My dad would have FLIPPED out.

kimono_fml 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 4:03

most awkward fml

brocker17 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 3:56

Forward to me?

BenTaz 7

Friday 8 June 2012 15:21

Hey, at least he saw the funny side of it AMD tried to alleviate her embarrassment by making a joke of it. Props to the dad !!!

rachelpfitzner 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 13:53

Well that's disgusting

PinkGirl246 8

Friday 31 August 2012 22:10

It's better to have a funny reaction instead of a punishment though!

twinkiz 4

Thursday 7 February 2013 2:27

At least he didnt reply back something like "nice ****"

cumberbunny 17

Saturday 12 April 2014 22:24

He might have meant it in a good way!

penguin_bitchez 15

Wednesday 16 April 2014 1:48

get that dick!

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