By julian1 - 19/08/2015 11:34 - United States - Orlando

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
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Dilwann 27

Sunbathing isn't really healthy. If you need vitamin D, you might as well just go on a walk, walk to the store, go biking or whatever. Sunbathing while laying still is actually quite 'dangerous' (sunburns etc).

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lat187 18

Sunbathing to be healthy? That is like riding a segway instead of taking a car "to be healthy"

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kacy376 1

Sunbathing and fully clothed??? That's not how it works

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Sathane 21

Sunbathing, in an attempt to be healthy. LOL

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christopherwilli 14

You live in Florida and its the summer what did you expect?

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Jethco 15

How in the world does sunbathing better your health???

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maud_82107 12

why were you sunbathing with clothes on

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sioux4 17

How exactly does that make one healthy?

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Saraishi 24

You don't need to be tanned to be healthy. A few minutes outside, doing normal day-to-day things, is enough for your body to synthesize vitamin D.

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schober60 13

Did anyone else originally think OP meant they were sunbathing fully clothed?

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sailorarctic 22

How did you figure sunbathing was "healthy"? sunlight causes burns and skin cancer. yes, we all need a liytle sun fir vitamin D but we can get it just from being out in it.

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capnbzarr 43

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