Health: Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to...

By julian1 - 19/08/2015 11:34 - United States - Orlando

Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML

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By kaylajere - 26/05/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out and tan. I fell asleep and got sun burned and bitten numerous times by mosquitoes. If I scratch my itch, the burn hurts terribly. If I don't scratch it, it itches terribly. FML

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By awkardtaco - 28/09/2018 13:30

Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML

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By Talented73 - 07/07/2021 16:01 - United States - Yonkers

Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 18:00

Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 03/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Greenwich

Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML

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By unsuckable - 28/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Denver

Today, I had to call the doctor regarding my penis. Not because of erectile dysfunction or an erection lasting more than four hours, but because of the multiple fire ant bites I woke up to after falling asleep in my backyard. FML

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By Tyler - 03/08/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower. That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decided to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with. FML

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By Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2020 10:58

Today, something flew up the back of my shorts while I was at work. I now have itchy hot welts the size of my palm coating the back and inside of both my upper thighs. FML

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Thursday 20 August 2015 1:32

Sunbathing isn't really healthy. If you need vitamin D, you might as well just go on a walk, walk to the store, go biking or whatever. Sunbathing while laying still is actually quite 'dangerous' (sunburns etc).

lat187 18

Thursday 20 August 2015 1:59

Sunbathing to be healthy? That is like riding a segway instead of taking a car "to be healthy"

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jmacfan1 16

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:09

They're probably telling you sunbathing isn't healthy

jmacfan1 16

Friday 21 August 2015 1:50

*healthy

vamplo3 7

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:09

chiggers can climb up ur leg

mrswombat 16

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:11

Who knew skin cancer was healthy!

smoothies14 32

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:18

Is this just a thing where its not as bad as going to a tanning salon? If your trying to get vitamin D there are better ways. Also, please explain what it is to sunbathe fully clothed.

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:24

Everything about this is logically flawed. You decided to sunbathe to be healthy (???) and were fully clothed (???).

quarterbird 18

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:33

Crabs.

mrBearBear 11

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:39

How is sunbathing healthy? and how is sunbathing fully clothed productive?

bon0bon 3

Thursday 20 August 2015 5:50

It seems that FML is becoming a collection of First World Problem examples. I live in a country where you can be bitten by a mosquito every single day if you don't use some kind of repellent or curtain, and I find this FML hilarious.