Health: Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car...

By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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clitoria 15

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:11

How do you not realize that beforehand? That's a nice gesture and all, but you should've been more careful in double-checking.

ZelmaSlayer 30

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:08

At least you were trying to do something nice. Good luck explaining it to him! F his L.

Comments

AndyPurdy 31

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:40

Well now he has a clean interior and wet seats

tiggerdoc 14

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:41

Honestly, I don't care how nice and sweet it seems... Don't mess with his car, especially if he is a "car" guy....he would probably rather handle it himself. But nice thought.

mustangbravo 27

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:43

It can't be that bad. If you closed it right away you can just dry it and hope for the best.

steph2987 25

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:57

You shouldn't take cars through an automatic wash anyway. Those things scratch the finish on the car which will ultimately ruin the paint. Next time pay some people to manually wash it, they will notice the sunroof is open =)

little_one 20

Friday 8 May 2015 15:36

My husband and myself go through an automatic touch-less car wash. It just uses water no big bristle brush. It doesn't scratch the paint and leaves it looking spotless