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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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Butter fingers

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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clitoria 15

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:11

How do you not realize that beforehand? That's a nice gesture and all, but you should've been more careful in double-checking.

ZelmaSlayer 30

Tuesday 5 May 2015 9:08

At least you were trying to do something nice. Good luck explaining it to him! F his L.

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FeelingIT 10

Tuesday 5 May 2015 11:55

Ddddddddddd

seriouslygrowup 11

Tuesday 5 May 2015 12:29

Women need to learn to stop f-ing around with a guy's car and technology. I've seen all to many FML's saying how the girl thought selling his old games to buy a PS4 was a good idea or now the car wash. You want to treat your BF? wash his car yourself, in a bikini, with him on the porch drinking a beer. THAT is a surpise.

BergerL 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 12:52

Were you in the car , OP ?

chubbycoon 2

Tuesday 5 May 2015 12:54

in the future, never take your car to the automatic car wash bc they're usually rough on the paint and on many new cars it can tear off trim/body parts

OhYouMad 12

Tuesday 5 May 2015 13:28

Just tell him "surprise mothafucka"

vikky538 28

Tuesday 5 May 2015 13:37

When its not your car. You should be more careful

venomousflower 24

Tuesday 5 May 2015 13:46

Really? -.-

iLOVEbbs78138 3

Tuesday 5 May 2015 16:47

Oh he's definitely going to be surprised...

Oppression_fml 19

Tuesday 5 May 2015 17:39

This is the reason why men don't let their women touch cars.

cmoney408 6

Tuesday 5 May 2015 22:52

you NEVER take a new or nice car to an automatic car wash. would you clean your face with your dogs old water from its bowl and an old crusty sperm towel?