Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that...

By FMeeee - 16/06/2014 18:50 - Portugal - Aveiro

Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2020 02:00

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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Charming dude

By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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By spanishteach - 07/05/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML

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By Quiteannoyed - 09/03/2013 10:35 - Finland

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

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Such a Samantha

By heartbroken - 07/05/2023 22:00

Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML

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Think of the environment

By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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Superwholock86 6

Tuesday 17 June 2014 0:45

Probably not the best timing.

sweetest_jenn 18

Tuesday 17 June 2014 0:46

Looks like your husband scored the first goal.

Comments

Lavakins1 13

Tuesday 17 June 2014 1:31

Aww you wanted attention wah

brand125 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 1:49

come on, if you were told you were gonna have a baby, that deserves some attention since its a big life changing thing for both of you.

tigerisabelle 31

Tuesday 17 June 2014 1:36

Congratulations on the pregnancy, but I mean... the World Cup comes every four years. You can have a baby every nine months. /sarcasm

lulinator 40

Tuesday 17 June 2014 1:50

You should know better than to interrupt sports.

sunshine_cc 3

Tuesday 17 June 2014 1:58

Find a better time to say something like that next time.

brand125 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:00

why didnt you tell your husband first? maybe he felt uncomfortable being told in front of your family all of a sudden. and even though it was in the middle of the game which some say is rude, its still a very big life changing thing and i would be upset if my partner srugged it off, no matter what he is doing...

thatchick1405 17

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:05

should have waited till half time

lysx84 24

Tuesday 17 June 2014 2:16

Shouldn't your husband know he's going to be a dad before the rest of the family? Oh, and pick your moment - you're going to be pregnant for nine months, World Cup is only on for one!!