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By thisiswhyimsingle - 14/09/2015 05:17 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By wow kid just leave me alone - 15/09/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By sorejecteditmakesmewannacry - 29/08/2013 10:44 - France - Poissy

Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Joseflloyd - 12/05/2016 04:52 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Monday 14 September 2015 14:31

Report the creepy guy for sexual harassment and then he won't risk doing it again, and punch the other guy in the throat!

aukaylaheath 16

Monday 14 September 2015 14:33

Instead of giving you a different guys number, he could have just said no.

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interesting33 36

Monday 14 September 2015 14:55

If that creep in your class grabs your ass I would strongly advise you report him to your college/school for sexual harassment. They should have written policies and procedures to follow but he needs to know that is NOT okay. Ever.

Mortoli 30

Wednesday 16 September 2015 0:19

agreed though i dont think colleges will take as seriously. in that case she just needs a taser or pepper spray. the professors/teachers whatever you wanna call em wont say much if you explain the situation afterwards. and hopefully he will learn his lesson if not call the police and get a restraining order. even if the cops are the worlds biggest "gangs" even they know thats not right.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 14 September 2015 15:02

Whaddayaknow. Cute guy is a creep too!

CliffyB03 28

Monday 14 September 2015 15:10

My my my how the tables have turned

mamm_fml 14

Monday 14 September 2015 15:11

I'm most bothered that you "ended up asking the creep out." The whole situation sucks, and it's completely uncool that he grabs your ass without your permission, but don't you think asking him out will only validate his harassment in the creep's mind? He'll get worse about touching women's bodies without permission because now he thinks it'll land him a date.

ididntdoitiswear 14

Monday 14 September 2015 15:14

She didn't know that it was the creep. If you read the FML she says that she didn't find out it wasn't the cute boy until later. Until AFTER she asked out the creep.

Seeya55 31

Monday 14 September 2015 15:34

It's implied she was texting and had asked the cute guy out, only to find out later it was actually butt-grabber. Both are creeps now!

mamm_fml 14

Monday 14 September 2015 22:39

Let this be a lesson kids: never FML while sleep deprived. Misunderstanding things on the internet = everlasting shame.

Mortoli 30

Wednesday 16 September 2015 0:27

lol just shows should always call first before asking someone out. though seriously i think you should ask someone out in person better chance for them to say yes. cell is just for random talking or getting to know someone.. talking in person is best for asking someone out or breaking up with someone. although guess that much coming from a shy guy like meself lol still think id rather ask a girl out in person no matter how hard it is...