By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
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Rockmannerman 2

There is nothing wrong with being pale! I'd rather be white as snow than look like a leather handbag!

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Doortje 29

You should do the same with hairdye. Apply it, go to sleep, wake up hours later and discover your green hair. You'll look like a walking carrot!

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RedPillSucks 31

ompa lumpa grammar nazi? :-/

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RedPillSucks 31

OP, give the lotion to your bf and tell him its just regular hand lotion. When he uses it to wack off, he'll have a little orange pole.

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Imagirll 3

you didn't know self tanners make you orange? Wowwww.

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quin01 0

if u r short fat and itallian u could be snookis twin

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InBetweenDreams 0

Snooki isn't even Italian. She was adopted by Italian parents but is Hispanic. A lot of the Jersey Shore people aren't Italian. They just live the Italian "guido/guidette" stereotype, which most real Italians aren't anyways. :/

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nocanhaz 4

OMG I did the same thing be accident. It was so awesome.

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nocanhaz 4

*By accident. Sorry I can't really type.

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magicstar 0

Charlie just called he wants u back at the factory oompa loompa

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Ciindddy 0

hahha sucks to be you, **** it just stay pale like I'm so pale but idgaf id rather be light skinned than orange that's just disgusting

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