Health: Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time....

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By nikko blue - 20/12/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, I decided to try whitening my teeth for the first time. I applied the strips to my teeth and decided to lay down and wait for the thirty required minutes to pass. I accidentally fell asleep and woke up three hours later. My teeth are still in excruciating pain and are covered in white streaks. FML

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By StillDrowsy - 09/10/2009 12:29 - United States

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By hkkilla - 16/03/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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Sunday 20 December 2009 16:25

I remember how the pamphlets that came with my curling irons always had a warning in them along the lines of, "Do not use while asleep!" You're going to be the reason why this warning appears on the whitening strips' literature in the future! Ouch.

centrupel 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 17:00

As the hydrogen peroxide oxidizes the colorants in the dentin layer of the tooth (in other words, as the whitening gel does its job), it incites a pulpal (tooth nerve) response. This is the sharp pain you may feel. Most whitening strips that you can take home and use are not too concentrated... probably 15%. The OTC stuff might be even less. The 35% concentration should only be used for 30 minutes but the 15% concentration instructions actually say you can sleep with them in. And even if you are awake, you can keep them in for up to 3 hours. The OP should brush their teeth to remove the remaining gel. The sensitivity *should* disappear within an hour or so.

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misssmidastouch 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 3:00

dude, that's hilarious. +it happened to McGee on an episode of NCIS

princemax 0

Monday 28 December 2009 4:49

Use white strips, then rinse with whitining mouth wash and brush with whiting toothpast at least twice a day. Make shure that the the mouthwash and toothpast contain peroxide. your teeth should be pearly by one week.

nori313 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 12:18

same thing happened to me a few years ago, my teeth hurt for the hole day after :(

starlitgrl 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 7:23

how can u fall asleep when u are white-ning your teeth and forget about it?

lalaroo 0

Friday 5 February 2010 18:46

I once did that. Except I had swallowed the strips in my sleep. Poison control wasn't much help.

crazymunkees 2

Wednesday 23 June 2010 23:33

You're posting it where everyone can see. There's no "was I talking to you", posting on here is like yelling something out in a room full of people. Sorry.