Miscellaneous: Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront...

By VMV - 01/02/2013 23:53 - Spain - Abrera

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2019 16:00

Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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TheDrifter 23

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:25

Good idea, flee and leave them for the next poor sucker to deal with.

Miss_Attitude96 24

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:32

I don't understand how hard it is for people to flush the toilet. Seriously, I am a junior in high school and there are disgusting girls that leave their used pads and tampons in the toilets. It's gross.

Comments

ninjagummybear 4

Sunday 3 February 2013 9:29

What the **** is wrong with you?

Aspireworks 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 11:18

Our ancestors would laugh at us.

jbicchinella 4

Sunday 3 February 2013 14:17

You need ******* therapy!

ballpython 15

Sunday 3 February 2013 16:45

when a bathroom is that filthy I just piss on the floor in protest. It's hard to ignore a huge puddle.

Thatguy334 7

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:51

You have such anxiety problems you'd rather piss yourself than use a public restroom? Maybe therapy is in order?

Hammer01 8

Sunday 3 February 2013 20:26

From now on, when you go out in public, wear a diaper .....

SphinxJinx 0

Monday 4 February 2013 10:33

Having Gastroenteritis on a campsite & driving back on the motoway solved any public toilet anxiety I had. When you have stabbing cramps that make you feel faint, making it to a toilet is a luxury. Now going to the loo anywhere isn't an issue.

sarahadlina 14

Monday 4 February 2013 10:33

Lesson: Never open a closed toilet bowl lid.

MikeFoxtrot01594 11

Tuesday 5 February 2013 3:10

Just squat so that you are a couple inches above the seat. No contact+relief.

torio123 27

Thursday 28 March 2013 1:20

OP here, I forgot to log in :( I've had bad experiences with public toilets including being locked in, and having my door opened because the cleaner thought no one was in there, and i also just have a pretty bad phobia of germs. I had been out with my friend all day and my parents decided to stop at the supermarket on the way home after picking me up and I had to go so bad I just couldn't hold it any longer. So when i opened the lid and saw the little 'present' i got such a shock that i began hyperventilating, and I was so embarrassed that I started sobbing uncontrollably and as I ran out to the car, I pissed myself. As said before, I will never ever attempt to use a public toilet again!