Miscellaneous: Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront...

By VMV - 01/02/2013 23:53 - Spain - Abrera

Today, I desperately needed to pee, so I decided to confront my anxiety issues and use a public toilet. I opened the lid, only to see several huge, rancid floaters staring back at me. I had an attack, started sobbing, and pissed myself on the way home. Never again. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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By s3xygrandpa - 06/11/2013 19:09 - United States - Palm Harbor

Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2019 16:00

Today, I was hit with a sudden urge to shit. I knew it was going to be a bad one, so I ran out of the meeting. I made it to the toilet in time, but I forgot to lift the lid. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2022 10:00 - United States - Utica

Today, after a shopping trip, I had the worst diarrhea attack and almost shat my pants before I could even get in the front door. By the time I could get the door open, it was taking all of my self-control to keep from shitting myself. I had to shit on the toilet with the front door and bathroom door wide open. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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TheDrifter 23

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:25

Good idea, flee and leave them for the next poor sucker to deal with.

Miss_Attitude96 24

Saturday 2 February 2013 5:32

I don't understand how hard it is for people to flush the toilet. Seriously, I am a junior in high school and there are disgusting girls that leave their used pads and tampons in the toilets. It's gross.

Comments

goose12321 11

Saturday 2 February 2013 18:26

Automatic flushers ftw

breezyblue33 19

Saturday 2 February 2013 19:07

I wouldn't go to a toilet with the lid down in the first place...There's almost always bound to be a surprise in there! :/

MandieL 27

Saturday 2 February 2013 19:19

They say when you need to pee bad with no where to go, to think of sex. This temporarily switches the need sensation in your brain from having to pee.

Rascal93 7

Saturday 2 February 2013 20:01

despite how funny this is, I also have a slight fear of toilets.. I dont EVER sit, i squat

theboy13 13

Saturday 2 February 2013 20:54

Get over it... That's why girls hover...or also use layers of seat covers

Xxblackice 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 0:01

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freshprizzle1 13

Saturday 2 February 2013 21:30

Protip: when using a public toilet, if possible, flush before opening the lid and using the facilities.

NagainaFier 16

Saturday 2 February 2013 21:35

Should have just gone behind a tree, OP.

ErictheRed 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 3:15

That fml was awesome! Lol.

Bootrick 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:22

Grow up.

Jennidoll 2

Sunday 3 February 2013 8:34

okay I have REAL ANXIETY WHICH IS NOT TIED TO ANYTHING AND IS RANDOM. you have a PHOBIA WHICH CAN BE CURED BY FORCING A PERSON TO DO SAID THING OVER AND OVER. anxiety is not tied to any specific situation. I would know I am a psychology student specializing in abnormal psychology. (anxiety, phobias, schizophrenia, etc.) so I really don't feel bad for you because you're just unwilling to do what you need to to get over your phobia. I can't do anything to get over my anxiety you're lucky and you should realize that. I'm actually pissed off that so many people feel bad for you when this could be fixed relatively easily and quickly.

Aspireworks 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 11:20

Oh, first year psych students!

xatharon 1

Sunday 3 February 2013 16:22

You are an asshole. This person said they had anxiety issues, she did not say what kind. Miss know it all that you are can not even read properly. Stop pretending you know psychology and start studying, then maybe you will learn to pay attention and that each case is different. She has anxiety, she may not have seen a doctor or she may have and they cannot help her as in your case. I understand the problem also and sometimes you just want to escape and try something, you should know that, if you really have anxiety.