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This is a life that is self-f****d.
this is the point that you look at your life and realize YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
haha yeah YDI. it's shitty enough to steal in the first place, but do you realize how hard those people work? like they practically suck your dick for a couple of pennies, and it's like, you don't even have the courtesy to pay them. if you aren't going to pay, you shouldn't be going out. i hoped the manager jacked up your phone bill. i also hope he banned you from the restaurant. and lastly, i hope your cat died while you were picking up your phone.
You're an imbecile. 3 reasons: 1) You left your phone at a place you just tried to rob. 2) You think getting charged with theft or a misdemeanor is worth the measly amount you'd gain from dining and dashing. Or that dining and dashing is acceptable in any case. 3) The internet would have any sympathy for you. We don't. If there's any luck in the universe, you will get hit by a car and killed. It would not only save honest workers from a-holes like you, it would have the added benefit of sparing any possible descendants their inheritance of the stupid gene.
Really? No, seriously? You actually wrote an F *MY* life because YOU robbed a restaurant? Go back to school, you insolant asshole, and learn something useful to the world. Do you realize that your server, who worked his/her ASS off to get YOU your food, YOUR drinks, and everything else your useless heart desired very well had to PAY for your meal out of their check? Do you realize that whoever you screwed over is actually a hardworking individual, probably with a family to take care of, and is a million times better of a human being than you could EVER hope to be? Go die in a train wreck. I don't say that lightly . . I hope the train drags your useless behind for 100 miles, while you are still alive, in pain, and conscious, before it finally rips you in half.
You take the earnings of some honest low income worker and you are whining about leaving your phone? You should be dragged back to the restaurant, force fed the left over food from the dumpster out back and then handed to a bunch of hefty waiters with bullwhips before being impaled on a stick at the city limits. That is all.
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YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!
You got OWNED!