Miscellaneous: Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant.... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 124 265

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 21:59 - United States - Elmwood Park

Today, I was at a diner with friends when we decided to put our phones in the middle of the table on the basis that whoever looks at theirs first has to pay. It was going well, until someone rushed up behind me, slammed my face into the table and ran out with our 4 phones. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By WaitedOut - 03/10/2012 08:07 - United States - Saukville

Today, at work, I got to wait on one of those tables where everyone had very complex orders, and some of them sent their food back. When the time finally came for me to bring them their check and receive my well-earned tip, I returned only to discover that they'd dined and dashed. FML

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You deserved it 2 138

By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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idkweird 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:10

YDI. Dining and dashing is dumb!

MacOSXpert 7

Thursday 14 January 2010 1:10

You got OWNED!

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wordgirl 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:28

FIVE! (up high) :)

dc_elite 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:32

u ****** deserved that i hate stingy assholes that due stupid shit like that

oogyboogy 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:32

dine and dash chew and screw eat and beat

perdix 29

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:41

Don't forget "hog 'n' jog"

crazyaces89 7

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:34

legendary FAIL

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:39

Yea man, *double high-fives*

A_LiST3RR 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:49

Hahaha, that's greeeeeaat.

smishsm0shh 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:51

lol yeah he deserves it but his life is still ******. Well maybe not ******, but yeah it can be your fault and an fml at the same time..

RyeBreadBoy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:53

You're a tool. Pay for your food.

Skullcrusher 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 5:55

Poetic justice! Loser!

Stevenopolis 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:09

It's posts like this that makes me think perhaps it's not a bad idea for the authorities to monitor the web - they certainly need to track the 454 (so far) people who think it's terrible the person got caught. FYI - many places make the WAITRESS/WAITER/BARTENDER pay for it when their customers sneak out.

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