You sound like the OP's friend. You're both stupid and from Virginia. Stupid people like you tend to believe the whole world is as stupid as you. The majority of the comments aren't from inconsiderate dicks who feast on a big meal and walk out. I didn't even know what dine and dashing was until I read this FML. Please don't breed.

Did you expect sympathy or something ?

Of course he Ansewed it, WHat if you was calling to find out where it is?

you, sir or madam, are scum. dine and dash is something you do in college at free lunches just so you dont have to listen to whatever is going on. but the poin is they are free. as a former restaurant employee, i hope you get a severe fine.

and Karma kicks you right in the ass

ancient FAIL. YDI. such a tard you are op.

Why go to dinner if you don't have the money. I am sure many people have done stupid things, but this is stealing and legally/morally/personally wrong. If you think it is fine to 1) rob the restaurant 2) make the waitress pay out of her own pocket 3) show no remorse even when speaking to the one you robbed, then you will most likely get into a lot of trouble. What if you wanted to return to that restaurant and they recognized you? What if you were arrested and now you have a record? Even if I had no morals, I would be smart enough to weigh the pros and cons of something as stupid as dine and dashing. Not that I would. Still an asshole thing to do.

My god you're an idiot. I hope they were prank-calling the goddamn Kremlin and gave your phone back sans-phone book. In the future just act like an effing decent human being....okay? (And I said "act like" not "be" because I don't think you're capable of being decent.)

Wow Op you have to be the coolest person in the world. You are classy. Take me on a date, make me fall in love with you then leave me in an alley while you hock my grandma's wedding ring to pay the big beefy man who's establishment you just tried to leave. Oh I love your asshole-ness so muuuuch. Be mine. Where did he go? Op? Damn it. Bill.

Karma