By lonelygirl - 09/04/2013 04:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I didn't mind paying a little bit extra for my manicure because I forgot how nice it was to have someone hold your hand. Even if it was an old Asian lady. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 311
You deserved it 5 663

Same thing different taste

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Paying a little extra for a manicure? I bet the old lady must've had more of a foot fetish.

perdix 29

Now that you are getting the idea of paying people for physical affection, you may want to look up local gigolos. If you think hand-holding feels nice, you can get a lot more from these guys!

You poor thing! That's a pathetic story!!!

Hire a masseur and really treat yourself.

perdix 29

#22, she should make sure she brings enough money to pay for the "happy ending." In this case, there is no "Five-finger discount." ;)

RedPillSucks 31

That's called "fisting", and you don't want to pay the extra

Go in a salsa bar!! Free lessons, and you have to hold hands with a tun of partners!! ;)

Wait. You held hands with someone before? You are much more fortunate than I am! I had a girlfriend who said she went slow and would hold my hand in a month. When prom came about, she said she was going without me. Then of course, I was dumped. Two weeks later she gets pregnant by some guy, and then after that she lost her baby and had cervix cancer. I still feel like it's my fault somehow. The point being: You are more fortunate than some people like me.

The Original Poster has better luck than most. And yes, after what I've seen on this planet, I'd rather not reproduce.

I hear ya! I've called the 800 number for comments on the sides of products just to have someone to talk to :p

trav_o 8

Shouldve had her throw in a happy ending too!!