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Same thing different taste
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Hobbitgate
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Knock out
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Bad choice
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Out of pocket
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Paying a little extra for a manicure? I bet the old lady must've had more of a foot fetish.
You poor thing! That's a pathetic story!!!
Hire a masseur and really treat yourself.
Awwww
Go in a salsa bar!! Free lessons, and you have to hold hands with a tun of partners!! ;)
Wait. You held hands with someone before? You are much more fortunate than I am! I had a girlfriend who said she went slow and would hold my hand in a month. When prom came about, she said she was going without me. Then of course, I was dumped. Two weeks later she gets pregnant by some guy, and then after that she lost her baby and had cervix cancer. I still feel like it's my fault somehow. The point being: You are more fortunate than some people like me.
...what?
You're more forever alone than me..
The Original Poster has better luck than most. And yes, after what I've seen on this planet, I'd rather not reproduce.
I hear ya! I've called the 800 number for comments on the sides of products just to have someone to talk to :p
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happy ending!
Even jigsaw doesnt get that creepy.