By notexactly - 23/04/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML
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cartering 0

4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

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amirn86 0

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on #4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

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littlemissvixen_fml 0

I think you all are taking this a little too seriously. who cares why he/she wasn't wearing the contacts or that they were trying to impress their friends. its funny.so who cares?

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KwitIt 0

Ummmm... anyone else concerned that #4 just said that s/he is legally blind and DRIVES without his/her glasses????

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ohhhhshizzz 0

You are an idiot. I won't, can't & wouldn't go a day without my glasses. At least no one can tell your eyesight sucks if you have contacts. I've worn glasses since I was 5, so get over wearing contacts. And who cares if you prove something to your friends. This is shittty.

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secretsxsecrets 0

almost every FML on here is ironic/ has to do with irony! this gets #1

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zoe_rawr 0

YDI for not wearing contacts when you need them!

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hi_im_a_weirdo 0

haha i hate wearing my glasses... its a vanity thing for me. but i have tried to prove tht i dont need them before. (i use them for farway vision) i tried to read a sign and i read out what i said... and then the person laughed at me and told me what it really said.

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Funtertaining11 0

Well, that's what happens when you try to prove a point.

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lolololcheese 0

fffaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllll.

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ohhaiii 0

wow. you guys are all dumb. this is not about whether or not they are attention seekers, or that they should be wearing their contacts, or "yay contacts are cool dont be embarrassed by them". this is about the ironically placed sign. thats it. stop over-thinking it. kthanks.

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