By notexactly - 23/04/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I didn't wear my contacts. Determined to prove to my friends I didn't need them, I read all the signs in sight. I couldn't read a particular one, so I began to walk closer. Suddenly I fell on my face, bruising my cheekbone. The sign said: "Caution: Watch Your Step." FML
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cartering 0

4 is right - in a sense. Some people only need glasses for certain things, like reading fine print. I on the other hand can't see 5 inches in front of my face without my glasses

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amirn86 0

#2 - yeah they have been approving a lot of stupid ones lately That's why I wear glasses over contacts, cause they're so easy/quick to put on. I do hope you don't ever try to drive without contacts on #4 - if you're legally blind without glasses you SHOULD NOT be driving without them

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Kat_MS 0

@44 How is it ironically placed? I mean its a fair warning - you'd rather it be placed where someone -couldn't- trip and fall? If the sign wasn't there even more people would probably fall. And if s/he was wearing his contacts this would never have happened, because they'd have actually been able to read it. Which is why so many people think s/he deserves it.

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britneyf 0

#2, some of them seem true and are truly funny. This one is bull, in my opinion.. Why would you need to prove that you don't need contacts? Obviously if you're wearing them, you need them for something. Would've been somewhat funnier if you weren't trying to be tank and not wear your contacts ... YDI

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mokamokasusuama 7

wow you deserved that you morron, you need them why you have to ''prove'' to your ''friends'' you dont need em when you KNOW you do, I hope that teaches you a lesson. YDI I agree with #39

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j_buggy 0

you were being teased for wearing contacts??

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Fantasmarific 0

lololol! I wear contacts/glasses - and I can't see even a few inches in front of my face without them. But wow. Why try and prove to your friends you didn't need them? Clearly unneccessary.

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thebigslim 13

Irony much? Could have been worse I suppose.... you could have still have them in, be looking at an attractive women with your lenses in and walk straight into a pole and make an even bigger ass out of yourself.

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KristelDreams 0

I seriously LMAO

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