By John jacob - 13/06/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

Comments

kaylamarie19 0

could have just crawled up his pant leg while he was walking through the woods :)

that's what happens if you hadn't taken a bath for at least five days. If that was the case, then YDI, if not, poor you : (

you really think that a tick just appears stuck on your penis sucking your blood because you haven't showered? lol I'm guessing you think bacteria cultivates and forms a blood sucking bug in 5 days. why don't you read other peoples comments that were the same as yours and all the replies which indicate that you are all a bunch of morons?

lol next time, learn how to remove a tick.

Well that tick must've gotten a good lick on your dick .

I don't really see how this can happen on your junk? I mean you go to the bathroom routinely, how do you not notice that sooner? can't you get lime disease from this or something?

SteelCladAngel 0

op was walking in woods/tall grass op goes home and pees notices tickdick ops dog is in his bed op kicks dog out of bed and lay down to sleep tick crawls on dick op wakes up in am and goes pee notices tick.... op is on beach tick crawls on dick op goes inside to pee, notices tickdick many many scenarios could have come into place here

he specifically said after a long battle. if you ever had a tick on you- they bite you and latch on- if you catch them in time their not that hard to get off, so I'm assuming it latched on and probably started to borrow in the skin- especially since he went to the hospital bc of it later- meaning it's been there for awhile.

Bandnerd1 2

that's not true, my dog has gotten a tic on her stomach after a few hours outside it was hard to get off and maybe he was allergic or somethin

looks like you can cancel your viagra prescription now =P

ryrywakaka 0

while he should cancel his Viagra, you should order some weight loss pills and lay off the burgers

Her body is none of your business. She has the right - just like you - to walk around (or post on FML) without fear of being judged or ridiculed because of the way she looks or acts. Your comment was totally uncalled for, and the only reason you've got the guts to say something so harsh is because you can hide behind your computer screen. Keep your shit to yourself.

should enjoy the extra power while it lasts

steelersfan3250 0

that doesnt make any fkin sense dude

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