By John jacob - 13/06/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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MtnDew32 0

A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

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IceeCreamm 7

wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

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DestonB 0

hey at least something sucked it for you lmao

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YouknowIsaiditfi 0

I fail to see the down side to this... no tick, bigger penus, AND a trip to the hospital with nurses :3

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OfficeNinja 5

insert bad "only oral sex your going to get" joke here __________________.

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MagicMarker 0

Hmm, and here I thought most dudes would do anything to double the size of their penises. You could actually be onto a great entrepreneurial opportunity, here! Bottled tick spit--guaranteed to increase penis size or your money back!

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clawedeen 0

you should be happy it is twice the normal size

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andy1500726 19

how does a tick get on some ones dick

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