By John jacob - 13/06/2011 06:25 - United States

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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML
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MtnDew32 0

A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

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IceeCreamm 7

wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

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fisherb140 0

lol what were you doing? outside sex??

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crzy4life 0

I know that's wat I was thinking about

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jobsman99 0

how do you know the tic was a male? maybe it was a female trying to give you head?

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StrangerDangerr 0

she must have been doing it all wrong. On the other hand she did make it bigger

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Bathory_fml 0

A tick is a creature. A tic is an action that people do compulsively, usually beyond their control. People with Tourette's Syndrome have tics, which can range from a motion to a verbal expression - although most people think it's a disease that makes you blurt out curse words.

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marinaim 17

A tic? Gosh that SUCKS. hahaha. See what I did there? ;D

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ShadowSnipe 0

25 - when you say see what I did there? it kinda ruins it...

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iizcalebhearmero 0

67, its because in her context, 'sucks' can mean both that it is bad and that the tick sucks blood. It's a pun!

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

263 - I'm pretty sure 67 and the rest of us all understood the "joke". The thing is, and I hate to ruin it for you.. it wasn't funny.

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zembof 3

makes it better 1/2 the time actually

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xxdeatheater2672 0

#24 they probably get the curse word blurting from lord turrets on dick figures. its a very short but very funny show.

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McMan 23

I like how you questioned the spelling of tick but not the fact that won was spelt as "one".

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sebzinn 0

I'm pretty sure u won the battle and the war

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