Animals: Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

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Poor kitty

By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Monday 28 March 2011 12:15

Look on the bright side! You have a cat.

spikey818 9

Monday 28 March 2011 12:09

that's hot

Comments

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 17:33

Put the toothbrush some place where the cat won't reach it.

Rhondaplp 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 6:35

Dogs and Cats have less harmful bateria in there mouths then what we do.. so maybe the cat is disgusted that it just realised you were using "his" tooth brush... ever think of that?

PurpleKatKionna 19

Wednesday 26 March 2014 22:15

Frequently? How do you know how often? If you've caught it before why wouldn't you move it out of cat's reach?

DalekWarrior26 9

Tuesday 7 April 2015 3:49

so my cat licks my food i don't complain

LaserViking 12

Tuesday 19 January 2016 12:00

Cats mouths are actually pretty clean. Remember that they both eat stuff they find in the wild and clean their butthole with it and you'll understand.