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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

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By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As I bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spat a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By Jim20 - 20/02/2025 03:00 - Germany - Friedberg

Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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Monday 28 March 2011 12:15

Look on the bright side! You have a cat.

spikey818 9

Monday 28 March 2011 12:09

that's hot

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CannibalCharlie 0

Monday 28 March 2011 20:21

Aww kitteh loves your mouth germs. :3

thecovert 7

Monday 28 March 2011 20:30

LOL! Thanks for the Monday laugh!

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 28 March 2011 20:57

...after licking it's ass.

super77 0

Monday 28 March 2011 21:21

u made my day!

sjch 0

Monday 28 March 2011 21:24

Cats really like the taste of mint, or at least mine do.

nietsrepus 0

Monday 28 March 2011 22:28

pwnd

rachii 0

Monday 28 March 2011 22:55

Maybe OP knew, but liked the taste...

mazesm 11

Monday 28 March 2011 23:25

Haha, this is a good FML, wish it was mine.

sgenfkshe 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:15

cats have realllyyyyyy clean tongues! don't worry!!:)

sgenfkshe 5

Tuesday 29 March 2011 0:25

cats have really clean tounges!

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