Animals: Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By audreyav - 30/06/2012 08:10 - United States - Dallas

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

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By toothpastecat - 13/05/2011 15:41 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth. As a bent down to spit my mouthful of toothpaste into the sink, my cat decided it would be a good time to stick his head right where I was spitting. I spit a huge glob of toothpaste on his head. He then shook it off all over me and the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By damn cats - 12/08/2018 22:00

Today my cat watched me clean and refill his water bowls, then shoved his fresh-out-of-the-litter-box paw in my glass of water. FML

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By nicole - 22/09/2011 10:31 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Monday 28 March 2011 12:15

Look on the bright side! You have a cat.

spikey818 9

Monday 28 March 2011 12:09

that's hot

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ColdPenguin 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:48

it's just fighting cavities

houstontxmex 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 2:25

that is soooo crazy because I frequently use my toothbrush after I lick the cat! :D

savs11 13

Tuesday 29 March 2011 18:01

lmao. good one.

houstontxmex 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 8:04

you are totally licking your own cat in your picture, that my dear, is talent! you are my hero!

cece23_fml 10

Monday 8 September 2014 18:09

You lick your pussy?

vetraykint 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:01

Cochino

r6_fml 4

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:53

I caught my cat doing the same thing. So I brushed his teeth for him. It was an electric toothbrush. Hasn't happened again.

franchymylovexz 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:57

lmfao ewww :p

MustangFilly77 9

Tuesday 29 March 2011 3:57

I work for a veterinarian, and I know for a fact that cat's have one of the filthiest mouth's of any domestic animal. Don't brush your teeth with that ever again, get a new brush, and keep it somewhere away from you cat!

dancer010 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:25

yummayyyy!!!! :P

zboyy24 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 5:59

ur cat is cooolc

HeeyItsChristina 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:17

lol i think thats funny i mean u can just buy another toothbrush

Shadowbrea 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 7:25

Mmmmm yummy

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Same thing different taste

Poor kitty

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