Kids: Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not...

By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 04:36 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

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Today, my daughter complained that she no longer wanted to talk about poop, as it grosses her out. This is a girl who can eat a rare steak while watching a guy’s arms get hacked off on TV, but poop is where she draws the line. FML

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By sphear880 - 21/05/2021 19:59

Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML

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By that’s not how it works - 16/07/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, my daughter expressed wanting to lose weight so I took her to a licensed dietician nutritionist to get her a healthy eating plan, and even made her an appointment with a personal trainer to get her on track. I walked in on her eating a whole box of laxatives, because "this way is faster." FML

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By marie - 26/04/2021 22:59

Today, the kids in my 6 year-old daughter’s class were asked what they feared the most. My daughter’s worst fear is apparently not werewolves, sharks, monsters or clowns. Nope, it’s "Eating food I don’t like." FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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By 94lbs of muscle - 02/10/2013 18:37

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

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Unusual cruelty

By Angryparent - 06/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my overweight daughter’s teacher starved her during a pizza party. She made her wait an hour until the entire class got a slice and their seconds. When it was her turn, there was only one tiny slice. According to her, she, “looks like she hasn’t missed a meal, she’ll be alright.” FML

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Proselytizing

By Jax - 17/11/2022 18:00

Today, my daughter came home from school crying hysterically. Apparently, her teacher is a vegan douchebag who told the whole class, "If your family eats meat, they're eating your future!" Now she screams when we eat meat. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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Thursday 26 April 2012 10:50

Just wait until she's older and they talk about sex.

jerseyboy732 16

Thursday 26 April 2012 10:51

give her a couple days. she will eat eventually

Comments

mrmerino 0

Thursday 26 April 2012 16:22

Keep lots of food in the house. She'll crack eventually.

CessOMG 3

Thursday 26 April 2012 16:39

She's probably gonna starve and simply eat.

Knightof5orrow 1

Thursday 26 April 2012 16:49

Just don't go blaming the school system for her own stupidity.

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:01

She can be a breathatarian.

catharsis5 9

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:32

Haha I can understand, it really is hard to eat when you're thinking of the digestive system. I used to do it when I know I'm eating too much.

icallbullshit 3

Thursday 26 April 2012 17:38

Your daughter is an idiot, you've failed as a parent really. Step your game up.

RogueWarrior869 23

Saturday 28 April 2012 7:29

How is someone an idiot for considering something like that gross? It is at first and is eventually gotten over. Same for other things.

beef_weezle 13

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:03

Sorry, but your daughters a moron.

kalbrek009 20

Thursday 26 April 2012 18:42

Anyone who gave OP a YDI is most likely an idiot or in need of some serious therapy, sure kids do some dumb things but HOW is it the parents fault that their kid is this way...it's not like they (themselves) made sure that the kid was grossed out. Some people! FYL OP, sorry you had to get all the ydi's from such stupid people. :(