By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 04:36 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
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redbluegreen 40

Just wait until she's older and they talk about sex.

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jerseyboy732 16

give her a couple days. she will eat eventually

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gader 3

Take her to Africa and show her the people who got died from starvation. You can do some education to, mother.

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Ugi 26

But does mother require education done to her?* *Yes, I know about the comma.

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wittygirl 8

To #13, What the hell were you trying to tell us? Sincerely, The confused people in the front row.

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mizuki123 8

13 I think is trying to say take her daughter to Africa and show her what happens to people when they starve to death.

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fymother 13

You can also show her pictures of starving people from the Holocaust... If you can't afford that trip to Africa...

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THExistentialist 13

she'll get over it when she starts refusing to take a shit for the same reason: the pain of holding back a protein submarine ready to be sunk is horrendous.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I felt that pain before. It's like none other I've felt before, and I've had a hole torn in my leg by a rusted nail.

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Kibaruto 33

Tell her about her hands, and how disgusting they are by the end of the day by everything she touches. Not even soap can get them fully clean. If that doesn't work, just keep reminding her how she can't have anymore candy, chocolate, etcetera. Kids like that stuff, right?

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redbluegreen 40

And what would that accomplish? Scaring your children won't snap them out of it, no matter how ridiculous their fears can sound. When I was little, my dad told me about parasites that live on your eyelashes and I still get freaked out about it.

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Kibaruto 33

Maybe I should have been more clear on my sarcasm, but I figured "Kids like that stuff, right?" was clue enough.

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bettyc4 26

Save our gene pool! Kill her with fire before its too late!

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br0ccoli 14

She lives in Hawaii and she refuses to eat?!? I would love to be eating at a Hawaiian luau buffet right now...juicy roasted pork, succulent pineapples, chocolate covered macadamia nuts...*drools*

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wittygirl 8

Omg you made me hungry!!! You didn't mention spam sushi either xD

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br0ccoli 14

I've never been to Hawaii so I was just imagining what would be at the buffet. Omg spam sushi. Mmm ...I heard they put a fried egg on top of a steak for breakfast. That's my kind of meal!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

If she JUST learned about the digestive system, I assume she's only in grade school. Children have had crazier ideas, OP. Up to you to tell her about the facts of life and the human body.

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ShyAnn29 14

At least her digestive system works, mine doesn't work very well, so she's lucky that hers does!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Who's Hungry?

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iliketurdles 7

And will she devour him/her? She must be stopped D:

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