By dickofbrokendreams - 02/03/2015 05:14 - United States - Waynesville

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Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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RadikulRam 16

I mean... it's a real fear. I don't want a broken dick. Well that's my excuse for being alone atleast.

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briang959 47

When did this fear start? I'm not Dr. Phil, but my gut tells me that's not the real reason he won't have sex with you.

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khoov19 20

unless something has happened to him to make him think this I highly doubt that would happen that is unless you guys are completely nuts in tht department. sure its a possibility but the likelihood is very small and realistically if was going to break something I rather it happen during sex...at least it would be a great story lol

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JHam12 14

hm must be a deep psychological fear

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

That doesn't seem right... I'm sure it's possible that someone could have that fear but, is that the real reason?

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Jake42100 17

That would indeed be painful,But he should get over his fear like come on how likely is that???

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wtffml1979 22

Sorry OP, but I'm thinking it has more to do than with that excuse. You need to have a serious talk with him. There's more to it in my opinion.

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vikky538 28

tell him that just because it's called boner that doesn't mean that it has bones.. penis does not have bones.. so tell him it only ruptures and does not break...

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askullnamedbilly 33

I don't even have a penis and that explanation did NOT sound comforting at all.

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vikky538 28

#43 if it comforts you ... there is no technical name for penis break or fracture in medical terminology.

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Nimor 25

This is the most idiotic thing I've read all day!

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