By whoanoa - 10/03/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, I discovered that my mother uses my eyebrow tweezers to pull ticks off the dog. She also hasn't figured out that just dipping the tweezers in alcohol doesn't automatically sterilize them. Especially if there is icky dog hair still stuck on. FML
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Actually, alcohol will kill most bacteria, so you're wrong. But I agree that it's sick that she's using them in the first place, and going through the trouble of sterilizing them without removing the hair. There's tweezers at Walgreen's for a dollar and they work just fine on my eyebrows... if you're not a caveman, it shouldn't be a big deal to get a new one (at least she wasn't using your hairbrush on the dog and GIVING you ticks).

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seriously guys, leave snickerdoodles alone. if I were to have just a tenth of her brains and vocabulary I would be happy. seriously snick, keep on "trollin' " ( that's what these anti snicks are calling it) as to make some children i.e me very happy

you were 5 ten years ago. who reads a home remedies book at the age of 5? and pleeeease don't go on to tell us you were a child prodigy and were reading interesting books like that at 5. you were reading Barney.

just tell your mom it's best to use a credit card, then see how she likes the idea of having her items used for that...then go buy yourself a new tweezer. no biggie

the retention of information is considered an idetic memory. photographic is remembering scenes.

Earlier today I typed, "she has a brain and she's not afraid to use it". I'm impressed, Snick. Use your gifts wisely.

Hmm, I suggest you clean that tweezer soon or tell your mom. FYL

Snickerdoodle: do you realize that people who constantly tell people they are intelligent usually are complete imbeciles? If you're the prodigy you claim to be, shouldn't you be off changing the world with your smarts instead of being on FML all the time?

Snick, I have a pornographic memory. It's like we were meant for eachother!

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