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By JohnB - 20/10/2009 00:43 - United States

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Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

That's the only, and the youngest pussy you're ever gonna get.

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TaterSalad187 5

Haha, sorta ironic. Who ever would of thought that pussy would kill a wet dream?

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Comments

XanimalloverX 0

Dude it's a kitten they will pounce on anything that moves

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perdix 29

Poor thing. It's looking for mother's milk and has to settle for man-milk.

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somebodyshy 0

you own one of the cutest things nature has ever created, and you're complaining?!

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CatherineARE 0

the person is talking about the cute lil' kitty ^_^

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HarperGirl 4

are you judging yours or do you like looking at other guys??

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blooglekoogle 0

kittens are not necessarily the most cute things ever... hairless cats freak the hell outta me. my dog is more adorable than most cats.

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telli164 30

#17, I laughed more than I should have at that reply!

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Sparkiee93 3

lol my cat does that too

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FAKEstfu 0

Ahh are you, by any chance, my ex?

3 1
scpr 0

Sounds like you are my ex.

2 1
caticaticati 3

Do FAKEstfu and scpr have the same ex?! MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE. Or enemies.

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mandadnam 0

that just made me LOL! thats comedy

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