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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
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RAGE5119 9

You should put another girls underwear in there an then let him take credit!

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OptimusVader 23

Just tell your mom what the truth is. The worst that can happen is she won't believe you. Because if you just stop cleaning, you'll probably get yelled at anyway.

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jiraii 9

that is one form of recognition that you could do without

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Obey_StudBoii 23

He sounds like an ass. Smh

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Enslaved 36

That's one hell of a reward system! And if she's like me, a clean house sets the mood even more! Time to rat him out or blackmail him. I'm sure that extra cleaning was to gain something in your mom's favour, right? CH-CHING

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xcalabrese3x 6

Karma will get to him, don't worry:)

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panicsdisaster 17

He sounds greasy. Doors he wear a wifebeater?

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Enslaved 36

Door? Now he sounds more like a knob. :P

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cosmosis 12

Whats wrong with wearing wifebeaters? Are you going to take a crack at wearing stubbies and thongs too? Stereotypes... Geez.

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seeoseek 18

Could've been YOUR boyfriend getting the rewards!! Hahaha

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seeoseek 18

Really thumbs down?? :p

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MakinMills 12

That's messed up, but guys would do anything to get laid :p

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