Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing...

By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Nope, no thanks

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 05:00 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 00:00 - United States - Granger

Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Bizarre Love Triangle

By awkward - 27/02/2011 12:39 - Finland

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

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You deserved it 4 073

By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 085

RAGE5119 9

Saturday 16 March 2013 16:04

You should put another girls underwear in there an then let him take credit!

Born2die 11

Saturday 16 March 2013 16:02

No good deed goes unpunished

Comments

gAt_d 26

Saturday 16 March 2013 23:32

An opportunist I see, ydi for not tellin you're mom that it was you who cleaned.

Morgiepoooh9822 17

Sunday 17 March 2013 0:00

One question. How did you discover this? Ew.

curlstar 6

Sunday 17 March 2013 1:22

I can hear it now... "What do you mean 'Frank keeps the house looking so tidy'? I'm the one busting my ass around here, Mom!" "You mean you did all of this? Man! I gave Frank a striptease and a ******* for nothing!? I mean uh... it looks great honey keep up the good work!"

goose12321 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 2:14

Use this to your advantage, if she thinks he's cleaning now, just start stealing stuff like take money from your mums bag or take something from where he cleans for example and then she'll accuse him of taking it.