Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind...

By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Sprinkles - 04/02/2015 07:44 - Australia

Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML

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These must be yours

By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By washed - 11/10/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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BlesstheSilence 11

Friday 27 January 2012 15:55

Sounds like he wanted to air his genitals out too...

RabidBunny 10

Friday 27 January 2012 15:55

His house, his rules :D

Comments

littlemsweirdo 12

Friday 27 January 2012 16:08

Well, what a delightful mental image....

B_CeouL 12

Friday 27 January 2012 16:10

Hey, at least he wore sandals.

DocBastard 38

Friday 27 January 2012 16:13

Well he obviously put every single article of his clothing in the laundry at the same time, so he had no other choice BUT to go out there naked.

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 27 January 2012 16:20

And that's the naked truth!

HITide76808 0

Friday 27 January 2012 16:14

You know u enjoyed seeing that.

Enslaved 36

Friday 27 January 2012 16:15

Collecting his laundry naked in cold weather? That must be a sight! O.o

andiiturtle 0

Friday 27 January 2012 16:15

You "surprise" him one day -.- And maybe he'll stop. XD

TheFirstSamurai 18

Friday 27 January 2012 17:48

.. or maybe he'd take it as an invitation.

RedMosquito 4

Friday 27 January 2012 16:18

Naked in Canada in January. Couldn't have been much to see because of shrinkage

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 27 January 2012 16:19

Hey it's his yard, maybe stop being a creeper and spying on your neighbor, I bet if this had been a rather attractive man you'd probably be giving praise to some deity, instead of posting an FML.

kimmi41509 10

Friday 27 January 2012 16:37

Walking by a window or a door and seeing your neighbor isn't necessarily spying.

chi99y 0

Friday 27 January 2012 17:53

Yes it is, keep your eyes in your yard, or be visually harassed by my man meat :)

kimmi41509 10

Friday 27 January 2012 19:24

Oh okay since something just can't catch your eye without it being spying? In that case I guess you're so close minded that you spy on a lot of people.