By TheHezzer - 21/02/2012 19:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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MissMeButLetMeGo 0

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!! It's their master.

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imp4ct 15

Maybe it was like the one from Ratatouille and just wanted to make you a delicious meal? :)

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GracesDelirium 9

This is when you back away slowly. But, if I were you, I'd fish it out and eat it. Rat meat is considered a delicacy in District Twelve.

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hthelittleone 10

I can't wait for the movie.

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MonsterCommenter 4

I signed in just so I could reply to your your comment. The hunger games kick ass. And the movie comes out close to my birthday. So, its gonna be my birthday present. :P

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MonsterCommenter 4

I signed in just so I could reply to your your comment. The hunger games kick ass. And the movie comes out close to my birthday. So, its gonna be my birthday present. :P

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GracesDelirium 9

Happy slightly early birthday, then. Hope you won't get any toilet rats!

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laurbear12 3

Um you're never using a toilet again?? Good solution

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GracesDelirium 9

You cannot live your life in fear. Fear leads to anger, and anger leads to hate, young Padawan.

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Mister_Triangle 21

You should read Cracked; they have a whole article about the wonderful world of rats and how they'll take over the world

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Enslaved 36

I knew rats could swim but didn't think they could hold their breath for very long to go all the way up a pipe. Now, what about alligators in the sewers? True?

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maronofhearts 19

Hold their breath for what? The pipe isn't full of water all the time

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musicluvr2000 11

Dear friend, there is a cool invention called google

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GracesDelirium 9

How would Google help the OP at this point? I suppose he could find nearby exterminators..touché.

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musicluvr2000 11

Ummm maybe by looking up rats and seeing if they do live in sewers instead of being surprised.

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anthonydude 9

Forget Google, just ask Seri.

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GracesDelirium 9

It's too late for the OP. Mercy for his/her soul.

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jadis222 2

I can sympathize - I've had that happen, and it's awful. My landlord said it wouldn't be able to get out of the toilet so I should flush it down, but by the time I got off the phone with him it was, in fact, out. And then the exterminators wouldn't come until the next morning!

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Sumo69 9

Sounds like you need to stunt double someone smaller penis

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Sumo69 9

Sorry driving through the mountains and looking at my phone on the wrong one

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GracesDelirium 9

There was a rat in the toilet. And I'm guessing it wasn't an adorable Ratatouille rat.

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maronofhearts 19

Maybe they weren't "scare stories" We have these things called warnings to let you know bad things happen. Next time you should believe it.

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