Health: Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra...

By Ali (New York) - 24/06/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

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By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

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By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

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Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 21:38 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By SmileAndSayHi - 01/06/2016 19:23 - United States - Hialeah

Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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BWill9014 4

Friday 24 June 2011 8:55

That must have been fun explaining that to the doctor

RainbowHeadache 2

Friday 24 June 2011 8:56

I do that all the time but without the dislocating bit. Must have been one vicious contraption to dislocate your clavicle like that.

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BubblyGirl96 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 15:00

Ha!

veto15 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 22:47

Epic

ImTheAlpha 30

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:15

How dø you dø that? It's easy to take off your bra whilst wearing a shirt.

SullinT 2

Wednesday 28 November 2012 19:04

You can't dislocate a collar bone

xxEternalRain 13

Monday 21 January 2013 2:36

There is an easier way. Ive done it before. You must have been doing some freaky stuff

justindrew14 29

Sunday 1 September 2013 21:28

how op how did that happen. sorry for your luck though

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